He was seconds from passing out from the pain, but Mike
still had the presence of mind to pull out his phone and take a picture of his
mangled right hand with his left, and upload it to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and
Reddit, alongside an appropriately pithy/depreciating comment.
“That’ll get me so much karma” he said, before slipping into
shock-induced unconsciousness.
He was right, too: ‘Safety First, Kids [OC]’ was on the
Front Page within hours. 3k karma, 100k views. Lucky git.
