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Tuesday 16 March 2010

Fuck You, Lady Gaga

The new Lady Gaga single is out now, accompanied by a 10-minute video thats being heralded a the successor to Thriller. Two problems: firstly, the song, called "Telephone", sucks. The second, Thriller wasn't all the great in the first place.

Anyway, I've decided to make a list of songs about telephones that are better than "Telephone".

Telephone Lines - ELO
Telegraph Road - Dire Straits
Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie
Call Me - Blondie
Call Me Up - Chromeo
Bananaphone - Alistair Hendry

I think you're getting the picture. Basically every song about telephones is better than this piece o' crap.

Dishonourable mention: Gimme A Call - Tommy Reilly, for being the only one worse than Lady Gaga. Bloody Scottish.

1 comment:

  1. Speak English or get lost, obviously I am unable to read Japanese. Or Spanish, I can understand that.

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