The Best Lines From Flight Of The Conchords

These guys are capable of genius lines. Here are my favourites, in order that they appear on my iPod.

10) "They call me the Hiphopopotamous, my lyrics are bottomless."

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9) "They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers/ But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper/ Why are we paying so mch for sneakers when they're made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?"

8)"Just want to do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls...Carribean...Parisian...Bolivian...Eastern Indochinian...Reptilian...Presbyterian"

7) "Oh pretty prince of parties where's
the party now? - I don't know.
Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go? - I let it flow.
Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party? - No."

6) "Everyday I look across the office floor, there you were, your hair down to your legs and your legs down the the floor"

and "Oohh leggy-blonde you've got it going on, I see you wearin' that thong thong thong, ohh let's get in on 'till the break of dawn, nmnmnnmnomnn panties on"

5) "Binary solo: 00000001 00000011 00000111 00001111 oh (oh) oh one (one) one oh (oh) Come on sucka' lick my battery"

4) "A kiss is not a contract, but its very nice. Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition for the south whoah oh oh"

3) "Let's get in a cab/ I'll buy you a kebab/ Now I can't believe I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen/ With a kebab"

2) "Making love.../Making love for.../Making love for two.../Making love for two minutes"
"You whisper somthing sexy like "Is that it?"/ I know what you're trying to say, girl, you're trying to say "ahhh yeaah that's it" and you tell me you want some more, well uhh, I'm nto surprised"

2) "Do you have one really punky sequinned jump-suit, Bowie, or do you have several ch- ch- ch- changes?"

2) "Oh Frodo whatcha doin' wearin' the ring/ All-powerful jewellery is that your new thing?"
"I dont rap about bitches and hoes/I rap about witches and trolls"

1) "I'm not crying, its just been raining...on my face"
"These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me - I've just been cutting onions. I'm making a lasange...for one"