On Thursday, I was told about a woman with two heads who had begun living in Maidenhead. On Friday, I saw her. It was, without question, the most bizarre thing I have ever seen in my life. Perhaps the weirdest thing is that - apart from the 2/3 Cerberus issue - it wasn't that weird. They're totally normal looking people by themselves, more so than these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSy9W3gIhnQ two, who look a bit odd. Anyway, their existance raises a ton of politically-incorrect questions that are endlessly fun to speculate over.
1) If you chop one off, do two grow in its place?
2) Do they have to pay for two cinema tickets, or just the one?
3) Who controls what? Have they decided that one gets the legs and the other the arms, or has one made the other her bitch?
4) If they have kids, would said kid have to have two mothers on its birth-certificate?
5) Would you?
6) Word on the street has it that they have two hearts - are they in fact Time Lords?
7) If they had three breasts to match the supposed three lungs and two hearts, would you now?
8) What about two va- okay I don't want to know that actually
9) Which would win in a fight?
10) Does it count as incest?
P.S sorry for the massive delay between posts, literally nothing in the last month of my life has been blog-worthy.
EDIT: Apparently they are the two girls in that video, just all grown up now.
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